"So, I'm thinking maybe I should get 69 tattooed on my face."
I know, quite the opener right? But it had to be one of the most hilarious things I've heard all day. I typically get lots of HI-larious material working register at Kroger, but they've had me in the dairy department all week so I've been getting minimal customer interaction lately.
I suppose this owes an explanation so that I'm not presumably perverted beyond all imagination. My friend and I had been discussing tattoos and what we would get for our first all day. She was watching Bleach. I was mindlessly surfing the internet. It was this guy that inspired her: Shuhei Hisagi. And without much thought she muttered the above phrase. I had not been paying attention... was pretty thrown off. C'mon, you know that's gotta be a weird statement out of context, yes?
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