Improv 1, Week 12

Improv of Kaminsky's We Lived Happily During the War:

Caught a Woman Stealing Wine Bottles Under Her Skirt

and when they carried out the bottles we
stared,
but couldn't speak, we studied them
but couldn't speak. I sat
blank, behind the camera, blank in booze
bars watching on surveillance as expensive bottle,
after expensive bottle, after expensive liquor bottle
was lifted and magicked underneath the plaid cotton
                                        of the only skirt she owned
to take home to fill up cups that cost no money,
to forget plates that cost no money, next to spoons that cost no money,
her great home that's worth no money, we (laughing)
pinched the wealth back from her skirts.